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Torakamikaze aka Hooters McBoobface is a 23.38 year old girl, has been a member since August 16, 2005, has scored 1858 submissions, giving an average score of 2.80.

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Aug 27 '08 by Torakamikaze

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They're urrverywhere!

It's the 105 Anniversary of Harley Davidson this week(end) or something... aka there's fucking motor bikes everywhere in Milwaukee.

I tried ordering a sandwich at a drive thru the other day and I couldnt hear myself cause all these motor bike convoys were making motor bike noises.

Then all these motor bikes go in the carpool lane when im waiting in the regular lane like a normal person to get on the freeway. Just because you have a motor bike doesnt mean you're entitled to disobey the honor system that is the carpool lane.

Also

There are too many motor bikes.

iPear on Aug 27 '08 at 1:47pm

Same in Delaware, I want to become property of the hells angels. :(

I also want to become a biker and have a hot steamy hot bitch in my rear.

shirtflirt on Aug 27 '08 at 1:48pm

harley was once bankrupt and the police put them back in business

i've heard

Chipmnk on Aug 27 '08 at 1:48pm

I've always been confused about this. Are people on motorbikes allowed to use the carpool lane?

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 1:49pm

5 years ago was the worst

cause 100 year is more important

and i was working at a restaurant, and motor bikers flooded the place

and then elton john played

and the city loled

t4sh4 on Aug 27 '08 at 1:49pm

in WA they are...idk about where Im at now

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 27 '08 at 1:49pm

I fucking hated bikes before I worked at an ER, and now i hate them even more. It's hard to feel sorry for people who come in with massive head injuries that could easily be avoided by at least protecting your softy soft all-important brain with a chunk of plastic. It's like riding in a car with an ejector seat that throws you through the windshield or something if you don't.

Also, I like how american bikes are just like most americans: overly loud and bigger for no good reason and plain obnoxious.

Also, I love the game Road Rash.

tracerbullet on Aug 27 '08 at 1:49pm

i thought this was about your crabs

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 1:50pm

i wish road rash was happening outside

wait, no i dont

cause biff sucked, and id hate to meet him

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 1:51pm

shirtflirt on Aug 27 '08 at 1:48pm
harley was once bankrupt and the police put them back in business

i've heard

i know they went bankrupt at one point... but thats all i know

iPear on Aug 27 '08 at 1:51pm

I wish I could wear one of those sweet german bike caps, and a bandana on my face, with a leather jacket and acid washed boot cut jeans, with my hair blowing int he wind, and my pants so tight around my crotchal region that if I don't slide off of the bike ass backwards, I am in danger of downstairs rupturing.

Chipmnk on Aug 27 '08 at 1:52pm

I like the part about the pants.

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 1:53pm

after i picked up some general tsos chicken, there was a mondo motor bike convoy coming out of the dancing breasts palace down the street

local dancing breasts businesses must be booming

now i have heart burn

iPear on Aug 27 '08 at 1:54pm

dancing breasts? Seriously?

againstbound on Aug 27 '08 at 1:56pm

My dad's a bker, though not that kind of biker, more like this:

http://z.about.com/d/motorcycles/1/7/m/0/-/-/MotocrossHondaCRF450Raction.jpg

Though he doesn't race anymore.

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 1:56pm

motor bike convoys yell too much... they sit at stop lights in packs of 30 all yelling at each other over their motor bike noises

maybe they should turn the volume down on their motor bikes

againstbound on Aug 27 '08 at 1:56pm

imagefail!!!

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 1:59pm

i was going to count to see how long itd be before i heard another motor bike drive by... but then one went by and i didnt start counting yet

shirtflirt on Aug 27 '08 at 1:59pm

Killer Boots, Man!

abeadle on Aug 27 '08 at 2:00pm

Oh man, they were all over the Culver's today

Rockslide on Aug 27 '08 at 2:01pm

motorcycles are allowed to go in car pool lanes where I live.

they opened one of the largest harley stores in the world close to where I live, it looks like a beat up old factory, kinda cool

and Road Rage is one of my all-time favorite games, I wish they made a new Road Rage in the style of Burnout Paradise. That would be awesome.

ladykat on Aug 27 '08 at 2:05pm

Chipmnk on Aug 27 '08 at 1:48pm
I've always been confused about this. Are people on motorbikes allowed to use the carpool lane?

In some states, definitely.

Chipmnk on Aug 27 '08 at 2:06pm

Lame. I pretty much always drive alone, staring fondly at the empty carpool lane.

shirtflirt on Aug 27 '08 at 2:07pm

in california they're allowed to go in between lanes of traffic

ladykat on Aug 27 '08 at 2:07pm

Then get a motorcycle!

At least in PA, they're allowed to ride in the HOV lanes.

ladykat on Aug 27 '08 at 2:08pm

California is weird.

Chipmnk on Aug 27 '08 at 2:09pm

I should get a motorcycle!

shirtflirt on Aug 27 '08 at 2:09pm

to put it mildly, yes.

and this year i've seen two dead motocyclists, one was pinned under a burrito truck and the other was twisted up next to a large SUV

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 2:09pm

motor bikes in carpool lanes doesnt make sense... unless there's several people on one motor bike

shirtflirt on Aug 27 '08 at 2:10pm

like a clown bike

or a dude on a bike with a side car where his dingo tags along

Chipmnk on Aug 27 '08 at 2:11pm

I should get a dingo!

skeev on Aug 27 '08 at 2:11pm

Mmmm, Road Rash.

Torakamikaze on Aug 27 '08 at 2:14pm

i always liked fighting the cops in road rash, cause they were basically invincible... until you bump them into an oncoming car

Steve The Great on Aug 27 '08 at 2:16pm

I played road rash

it was enjoyable.

Jackanapes mk.II on Aug 27 '08 at 3:56pm

I want to see a bear riding a "motor bike."

lunchboxbrain on Aug 27 '08 at 3:59pm

Lake George, NY gets swarmed with all sorts of bikers during Americade (early June). It's really crazy to see whole parking lots filled with choppers, hogs, whatnot.

ISABOA on Aug 27 '08 at 4:00pm

I am picturing tora on a streetcorner holding a soggy taco and sneering at the hogs rolling by

just remember DONT MAKE EYECONTACT

hanzabean on Aug 27 '08 at 4:03pm

lol @ burrito truck but not death.

It creeps me out when they have like 2 teeth. I saw a guy on TV and he had a beard and a lot of tooth-fuckery and I get really paranoid about my teeth when I see stuff like that.

chelly on Aug 27 '08 at 4:05pm

shut up pansy. if the air doesn't smell of leather and exhaust, then there is something wrong with the world.
*picks bugs out of teeth, adjusts du-rag*

chelly on Aug 27 '08 at 4:10pm

we headed up to south dakota w/ our camper and landed in the middle of one of their yearly rallies. it was totally awesome in every way. my dad met a guy who used to be one of those angel fellas and dad was real excited because they do comunnity work.

but i could tell by looking at him that he was one of those hell's angels that used to kill people and maybe he's not in the group anymore because he's mad he doesn't get to kill people anymore. i'm pretty sure thought the same about me. i was tough in jr high.

spacesick 2 on Aug 27 '08 at 4:11pm

I'm like a biker without a bike.

chelly on Aug 27 '08 at 4:12pm

hence the handlebar mustache

telaine on Aug 27 '08 at 4:16pm

yes, I lived in Milwaukee for the 100th and I hid in my apartment the whole freakin time

spacesick 2 on Aug 27 '08 at 4:20pm

vroom! vroom!

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 27 '08 at 10:04pm

Rockslide, a new Road Rash was in the works i think for the Playstation 2 but was shitcanned for some reason. They need to resurrect that game for the Wii BIGTIME so we can make a smashing motion to the side of us with the controller when pummeling our fellow hoggers of the road!

skeev on Aug 28 '08 at 12:03pm

It would be nice to reinact the scene from A Bronx Tale with all those bikers.

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