I cant believe it's winter elbow season already.

Do you get winter elbows? Did I just make that term up?

Cause my elbows are all dry and red and hurty. Normally, I wouldn't blog about such a sensitive topic, but I feel my elbows are my best feature... and i'd hate for you to think less of me.

I bet if I was walking through some store overrun by loud honest children, several of them would tug at their mom's coat and ask what the deal with that guy's elbows was.

Ever since this one child pointed and yelled "ugly!" at me while I was walking past a cash register years ago, I have yet to shake the fear of being someday scoped out by top modeling agencies only to be thrown aside after a 4 year old makes mention of my knobby knees from afar.

With that said, here is a picture of funnel cake.

Zomg... it's snowing outside!

Let's go play in it before I hate it and wish winter would not exist!



Take me with you snowgrandpa.

Also

This blog is kind of about cheese and crackers


^*questions the validity of the cheese pictured*

Well not that the movies are necessarily obscure themselves... but every now and then I get reminded of movies I saw in the theatre for some reason. Movies that were either so random at the time, forgettable, or terrible I've basically wiped the movie going experience from my memory.

Movies like


See... I dont even remember if this movie was good or bad. And I dont even know what reminded me of it... but one thing's for sure... I saw it in the theatre for some reason.


I used to go to movies of my parents choosing a lot... this is why I no longer allow that to happen.


Ok... sometimes they picked awesome movies.


I think this movie was about a lion who was super pissed for some reason.


What are some movies you vaguely remember seeing in the theatre?

This blog doesnt have a topic

You could like... talk bout trains or Mark Kistler's Imagination Station or some shit... I dont care.

All that matters is, I want to dance

Damnit... why am I so impulsive and easily influenced by passing suggestions (thanks evan)? Well, shit... there's nothing wrong with that I guess, cause without it there wouldn't be

CONTEST OF DOOM 3:
Make Big Pun Proud

That's right folks, the topic of choice is puns. And we're not talking just your standard issue puns you find on the bumper stickers on that '86 Geo currently driving in front of you. Let's get creative. The object is to create a design based off the most ridiculously obscure pun you can come up with. None of that "Dog barking up the wrong tree" shit. Something new and exciting that has yet to be seen in the pun world. Instead of a cat going on about how something's "Purrfect"... how bout a cat playing Calicovision (I'm so fucking brilliant). You get the drift.

As always, the way Contest of Dooms work is not based on score. A panel of judges (email me torakamikaze at yahoo if youd like to be on the panel) will decide which sub is deemed "Biggest Pun since Big Pun"

Obligatory Rules in List form
1. Create a Design based off a new and exciting pun
2. Submit by Dec 22nd
3. Post the link to your design in this blog
4. Dance

Prizes
1. $25 GC from Torakamikaze
2. $25 GC from WanderingBert
3. Neato Jewelry made by Kookaberry
4. Threadless Summer Blockbuster poster (...and maybe a GC) from shakethesheets
5. Totally Spacesick! stickers from Sissy Spacesick
6. This CD from NomadSlim
7. "Perhaps I can do some lude sculpey or unload some jewelry" -V1ctorya
8. Stickers and other random stuffs from EricDiaz

(let me know if anyone can donate prizes)

All entries will be posted up here.

Now get punning! (...that was terrible)

Entries

I'm...so...confused...

Palm Tree by 06alirho

Pulling Words Out of My Mouth by 06micrei

JWalking by 06danhey

Brainstorm by 06nicned

Hammerhead by 06milstr

Butterfly by 06carric

Catching a Cab by 06marsol

Cow Tipping by 06jimlie

Saved by the Bell by 06conmcc

Egg Plant by 06kaymcc

Heart On My Sleeve by 06AntBar

Is it just me, or has there been a significant influx of innuendo around here lately?

Not saying that's a bad thing.

Well, it could be if we were all 13 year olds. We're not all 13 are we?

That would suck. 13 was an awkward age. I think I still had clothes with Looney Tunes on them. Cause it takes a while to make the wardrobe transition. I think eventually I was wearing sweaters and airwalks, but that probably wasn't much better.

Wait... what was this blog about?

Oh right, very important question...

Joe Mantegna?


or Joe Montana?

So I havent been able to get on threadless all day because I keep getting

this message

no idea what that means... (checked cookies... they were enabled)

but it turns out the site works for me on this different shitty computer thats running IE6

any ideas out there?

My head smells like a cup full of dogs

I dont know about you, but blankets with sleeves are ridiculous



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