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![]() "This newly upgraded version of Torakamikaze comes equipped with superior facial hair growing powers, enabling him to always look dark and mysterious. By utilizing the Earth's gravity, each one of his facial hairs is pulled outward at a very precise angle using a formula that is far too complicated for your puny mind to understand. In addition, starting with Torakamikaze version 3.7, all current Torakamikazes come equipped with bitchin' sunglasses and trend-setting hoodies, guaranteed to make members of all sexes and species swoon when passing him on the street. BONUS FEATURE!!! This Torakamikaze contains a brand new ability to connect to the Internet via an ethernet port located in the back of his neck. Now you can download new programs and features to your Torakamikaze as they become available. The default programs included in this Torakamikaze include karaoke singing, hair grooming, break dancing, and cow tipping!" -Courtesy Tracerbullet Ind. ©2008 Other subs I secretly did ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() These People Have Received STPs from Me: Snacktivity sugar rush Hdubbs lemonalle Edword ladykat irocko chelly wotto starr226 SoulfumeInc xiv Steve the Great Khol In line to receive stps: It could be you! Matters of importance: canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:52pm pees on tora ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm pees on tora canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm pees on tora Torakamikaze on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm pees on tora littlem on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm poos on tora ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm elbows wotto again while peeing on tora ----------------------------------------------- outline on Oct 10 '08 at 12:04am oh i'm perfectly comfortable saying that if i ever met torasteve in real life and i were single, i'd come at him with a force that would probably destroy him. ![]() |