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Torakamikaze
Torakamikaze aka Hooters McBoobface is a 23.38 year old girl, has been a member since August 16, 2005, has scored 1858 submissions, giving an average score of 2.80.
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Being Half-Cyborg Doesn't Make Me Less Human
of 134 votes, 34% like it
Children are our future. Therefore, children = robots.
of 186 votes, 49% like it
I punched a mirror once for looking at me funny
of 210 votes, 38% like it
zombies are a poor representation of what being dead is like
of 279 votes, 46% like it
I hate fake people, especially mannequins
of 352 votes, 64% like it
being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing
of 372 votes, 73% like it
Who is Simon to say what I can and can't do?
of 325 votes, 58% like it
I only trust politicians with powdered wigs
of 314 votes, 44% like it
gym class helped me learn the fundamentals of low self esteem
of 331 votes, 53% like it
being a werewolf has decreased my wardrobe significantly
of 310 votes, 49% like it
don't hurt me, I'm out of extra lives
of 313 votes, 49% like it
Food. It's what's for dinner.
of 285 votes, 35% like it
You can't hear me right now, I'm doing a soliloquy
of 301 votes, 43% like it
Help a Viking, Pillage a Village
of 279 votes, 39% like it
running with scissors helps cut things faster
of 285 votes, 47% like it
Best worn with pants.
of 283 votes, 35% like it
If You're Blind, I'm Invisible
of 282 votes, 41% like it
Dinosaurs Died For Your Sins
of 314 votes, 49% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1985 International Hair Metal Dance Team
of 46 votes, 15% like it
80's Show Movie Remake Inventor
of 10 votes, 10% like it
a rag man stole my anagram!
of 97 votes, 29% like it
Alcoholic Gymnasts Go To Monkey Bars
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Arbor Day? Sorry Trees, I'll Pass.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Babies are Ignorant
of 101 votes, 27% like it
Babies Need Steady Incomes. Support Sweat-Shops.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Babies Should Speak for Themselves
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Can we fight? I'm really close to leveling.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Carpet Tunnel Syndrome
of 54 votes, 17% like it
could sarcasm be anymore italicized?
of 48 votes, 29% like it
Crayons: The Medium Choice of True Designers
of 86 votes, 28% like it
creating life is dificult without the aid of a humpback
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Disregard the Milk Carton. I'm Right Here.
of 85 votes, 22% like it
Disregard the stink lines, I'm actually very approachable
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Don't Worry, They're Non-Toxic
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Dracula stole my girlfriend
of 4 votes, 0% like it
EXPRESS YOUR ANGER THROUGH CAPITALIZATION
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Foxy Boxing Referee
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Frankly, I think people who talk gibberish are fargashmep
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Hey Diddle Diddle, your ryhme is illogical. Gimme my money back.
of 90 votes, 21% like it
I Despise Comic Sans
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I Had Tethered Mittens
of 12 votes, 17% like it
I Have a Tendency to Look Creepy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
I have a troph full of valorandvellums! NOM NOM!
of 63 votes, 25% like it
I Have No Intentions of Paying For This
of 71 votes, 15% like it
I Miss Recess
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I need 100 c.c.'s of hp stat!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I was the Inspiration for Everything You Love
of 9 votes, 0% like it
I Wear Pants Because I Have To
of 81 votes, 22% like it
I went to isaboa's house and pet a moose
of 37 votes, 14% like it
I'm a Cereal Mascot
of 12 votes, 0% like it
I'm a Non-Perishable Food Item
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I'm an extra. We're not really having a conversation right now.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
I'm an Innocent Bystander
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I'm Beta-Testing This Shirt
of 29 votes, 14% like it
I'm Glad I'm Not A Centaur
of 85 votes, 18% like it
I'm running, swimming, & jump-roping for president
of 18 votes, 17% like it
if i gotta jump over one more barrel, she ain't worth savin
of 88 votes, 28% like it
if i was a werewolf, this shirt would be ruined
of 87 votes, 25% like it
If it werent for well placed hammers, Id never get past a barrel
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Ignorant Pedestrian
of 84 votes, 24% like it
Little Debbie Does Dallas
of 83 votes, 20% like it
Live every day like your first... screaming and full of goo
of 56 votes, 30% like it
Look How Great I Am
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Mothra Should've Won
of 6 votes, 0% like it
My Awesomeness is an Industry Standard
of 79 votes, 23% like it
Never Fall In Love With Someone Allergic to Bees
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Ow! My Ovaries!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Pancakes Are Unholy Waffles
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Real men wear capes
of 87 votes, 22% like it
revenge is a portrait best drawn with stink lines
of 42 votes, 19% like it
Robots know what love is, they're just programmed to lie about it
of 78 votes, 27% like it
Salisbury Steak: A Gourmet Tradition
of 8 votes, 0% like it
scat (v): To shoo ba do bwa be do dah bweyo
of 84 votes, 29% like it
She's in a different castle? Then why am I in this one?!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
sidekicks are worthless
of 14 votes, 7% like it
spelling race car backwards blows my mind
of 91 votes, 25% like it
stop teaching babies that eating airplanes is acceptable
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Stop Using Brush Script!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Subjects Love to Predicate
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Summon Elf Nurse: I Need 50 c.c.'s of HP Stat!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Sweatpants: Embarassingly Comfortable
of 87 votes, 28% like it
teen heartthrob body double
of 28 votes, 14% like it
The Amish Would Never Wear This Shirt
of 81 votes, 19% like it
The Bakers Dozen is an Insult to Math
of 88 votes, 28% like it
The Next Gerber Baby
of 11 votes, 9% like it
The Statue Lawyer had Concrete Evidence
of 31 votes, 19% like it
The Tin Man was Just a Robot
of 18 votes, 17% like it
This is My Favorite Font
of 15 votes, 13% like it
this shirt is a tracking device used to locate my torso
of 18 votes, 17% like it
this shirt is best expressed through interpretive dance
of 137 votes, 42% like it
Those stars around me? Yeah, Im just invincible at the moment.
of 85 votes, 21% like it
Uncles are Creepy
of 52 votes, 15% like it
verbs make me do crazy things
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Waffle Falafel
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Warning: Feral Children at Play
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Warning: This shirt may contain the word explicit
of 101 votes, 29% like it
What's A Blog?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
when I break into song, I'll steal your heart
of 16 votes, 6% like it
White Condiments Are Misleading
of 10 votes, 10% like it
You think you're an artist? My spirograph begs to differ.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Your Sandwiches Are Sub-Par
of 18 votes, 17% like it
zombies are an insult to dead people
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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"This newly upgraded version of Torakamikaze comes equipped with superior facial hair growing powers, enabling him to always look dark and mysterious. By utilizing the Earth's gravity, each one of his facial hairs is pulled outward at a very precise angle using a formula that is far too complicated for your puny mind to understand. In addition, starting with Torakamikaze version 3.7, all current Torakamikazes come equipped with bitchin' sunglasses and trend-setting hoodies, guaranteed to make members of all sexes and species swoon when passing him on the street.

BONUS FEATURE!!! This Torakamikaze contains a brand new ability to connect to the Internet via an ethernet port located in the back of his neck. Now you can download new programs and features to your Torakamikaze as they become available. The default programs included in this Torakamikaze include karaoke singing, hair grooming, break dancing, and cow tipping!"

-Courtesy Tracerbullet Ind. ©2008


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canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:52pm
pees on tora

ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
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canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora

Torakamikaze on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora

littlem on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
poos on tora

ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
elbows wotto again while peeing on tora

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outline on Oct 10 '08 at 12:04am
oh i'm perfectly comfortable saying that if i ever met torasteve in real life and i were single, i'd come at him with a force that would probably destroy him.



Update: Nov 17, '08
Update: Adam White
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