1985 International Hair Metal Dance Team
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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80's Show Movie Remake Inventor
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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a rag man stole my anagram!
of 97 votes, 29% like it
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Alcoholic Gymnasts Go To Monkey Bars
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Arbor Day? Sorry Trees, I'll Pass.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Babies are Ignorant
of 101 votes, 27% like it
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Babies Need Steady Incomes. Support Sweat-Shops.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Babies Should Speak for Themselves
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Can we fight? I'm really close to leveling.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Carpet Tunnel Syndrome
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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could sarcasm be anymore italicized?
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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Crayons: The Medium Choice of True Designers
of 86 votes, 28% like it
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creating life is dificult without the aid of a humpback
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Disregard the Milk Carton. I'm Right Here.
of 85 votes, 22% like it
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Disregard the stink lines, I'm actually very approachable
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Worry, They're Non-Toxic
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Dracula stole my girlfriend
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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EXPRESS YOUR ANGER THROUGH CAPITALIZATION
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Foxy Boxing Referee
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Frankly, I think people who talk gibberish are fargashmep
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Hey Diddle Diddle, your ryhme is illogical. Gimme my money back.
of 90 votes, 21% like it
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I Despise Comic Sans
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I Had Tethered Mittens
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I Have a Tendency to Look Creepy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I have a troph full of valorandvellums! NOM NOM!
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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I Have No Intentions of Paying For This
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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I Miss Recess
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I need 100 c.c.'s of hp stat!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I was the Inspiration for Everything You Love
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Wear Pants Because I Have To
of 81 votes, 22% like it
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I went to isaboa's house and pet a moose
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a Cereal Mascot
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a Non-Perishable Food Item
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm an extra. We're not really having a conversation right now.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I'm an Innocent Bystander
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Beta-Testing This Shirt
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Glad I'm Not A Centaur
of 85 votes, 18% like it
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I'm running, swimming, & jump-roping for president
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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if i gotta jump over one more barrel, she ain't worth savin
of 88 votes, 28% like it
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if i was a werewolf, this shirt would be ruined
of 87 votes, 25% like it
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If it werent for well placed hammers, Id never get past a barrel
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Ignorant Pedestrian
of 84 votes, 24% like it
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Little Debbie Does Dallas
of 83 votes, 20% like it
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Live every day like your first... screaming and full of goo
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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Look How Great I Am
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Mothra Should've Won
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My Awesomeness is an Industry Standard
of 79 votes, 23% like it
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Never Fall In Love With Someone Allergic to Bees
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Ow! My Ovaries!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Pancakes Are Unholy Waffles
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Real men wear capes
of 87 votes, 22% like it
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revenge is a portrait best drawn with stink lines
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Robots know what love is, they're just programmed to lie about it
of 78 votes, 27% like it
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Salisbury Steak: A Gourmet Tradition
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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scat (v): To shoo ba do bwa be do dah bweyo
of 84 votes, 29% like it
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She's in a different castle? Then why am I in this one?!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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sidekicks are worthless
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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spelling race car backwards blows my mind
of 91 votes, 25% like it
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stop teaching babies that eating airplanes is acceptable
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Stop Using Brush Script!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Subjects Love to Predicate
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Summon Elf Nurse: I Need 50 c.c.'s of HP Stat!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Sweatpants: Embarassingly Comfortable
of 87 votes, 28% like it
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teen heartthrob body double
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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The Amish Would Never Wear This Shirt
of 81 votes, 19% like it
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The Bakers Dozen is an Insult to Math
of 88 votes, 28% like it
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The Next Gerber Baby
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The Statue Lawyer had Concrete Evidence
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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The Tin Man was Just a Robot
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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This is My Favorite Font
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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this shirt is a tracking device used to locate my torso
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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this shirt is best expressed through interpretive dance
of 137 votes, 42% like it
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Those stars around me? Yeah, Im just invincible at the moment.
of 85 votes, 21% like it
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Uncles are Creepy
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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verbs make me do crazy things
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Waffle Falafel
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Warning: Feral Children at Play
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Warning: This shirt may contain the word explicit
of 101 votes, 29% like it
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What's A Blog?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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when I break into song, I'll steal your heart
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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White Condiments Are Misleading
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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You think you're an artist? My spirograph begs to differ.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Your Sandwiches Are Sub-Par
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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zombies are an insult to dead people
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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