Maltzmania
aka Pepe Silvia is a 23.62 year old boy, has been a member since July 15, 2007, has scored 34633 submissions, giving an average score of 2.20.
It's Hard To Think Outside the Box Inside a Cubicle
of 11 votes, 55% like it
It's Hard Thinking Outside the Box When You're A Total Square
of 10 votes, 30% like it
Never Trust a Vampire With a Day Job.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
If You Add Up All The Times I Failed Math, You'd Have Some Number
of 43 votes, 44% like it
The Spacebar Lies. Not Once Have I Pressed It And Gone in Orbit
of 36 votes, 25% like it
An Apple A Day is a Terrible Health Insurance Plan
of 37 votes, 49% like it
I'm Not Living in the Past. My Time Machine Is Just Broken.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
I Guess I'm Just Better At Non-Competitiveness Than You.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
Leaving People With a Cliffhanger is so...
of 47 votes, 34% like it
I Was Once A Ferocious Lion! Then I Turned 8.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
Buttering People Up Is a Surefire Sign of Cannibalism
of 47 votes, 51% like it
I Was Once a Samurai. Now I Just Have A Really Long Letter Opener
of 48 votes, 44% like it
This Shirt Contains A Secret Coded Message:(UV INK)The Sun is Out
of 36 votes, 36% like it
The Thing That Separates Us From Animals Is Usually Clothing.
of 36 votes, 50% like it
If You Don't Stop Reading This You'll Have Read This.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
I Once Captained an Epic Battleship! (small font)...in my bathtub
of 30 votes, 43% like it
The Only Way To Solve a Mystery is With a Pipe, and a Mustache
of 32 votes, 56% like it
Taking A Shot in the Dark is Actually Not A Good Idea. Ever.
of 47 votes, 49% like it
Cannibalism: The Real Way to a Persons Heart.
of 55 votes, 53% like it
I'd Tell You I'm The King of the Jungle But Then I'd Be Lion.
of 44 votes, 43% like it
I Play With My Food. Mostly We Do Showtunes and Musicals
of 41 votes, 41% like it
Get With the Times, New Roman!
of 41 votes, 39% like it
Double Negatives Are Not For Just Nobody
of 45 votes, 53% like it
I'm Not A Mad Scientist, I'm Just Fond of Elaborate Tubing
of 44 votes, 45% like it
Wormhole. The End Of This Shirt Got Sucked Into A
of 48 votes, 46% like it
Abrupt Endings Are The Absolute Wor-
of 49 votes, 49% like it
I'm Not an Evil Villain. I Just Like Top Hats,Mustaches and Capes
of 54 votes, 59% like it
(Written Upside-down) I Make Peoples Heads Turn Daily
of 55 votes, 45% like it
Stubborn Grapes Can Be So Unraisinable
of 56 votes, 54% like it
I Have No Time For Your Childish Games! Unless it's Hop Scotch
of 55 votes, 64% like it
I'm Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever one to Exaggerate!
of 57 votes, 46% like it
If This Isn't A Conversation Starter, I Don't Know What Is.
of 54 votes, 39% like it
Trust Me I'm Not A Spy, Just a Terrible Liar.
of 57 votes, 46% like it
Your Awkward Silence is Safe With Me.
of 66 votes, 67% like it
(Front)This is Me.
(Back) This is Me Walking Away.
of 56 votes, 43% like it
Dramatic Shirts are so....
(on back) Anticlimactic
of 59 votes, 54% like it
It's Not a Complete Evil Laugh Without a Handlebar Mustache
of 87 votes, 60% like it
I'd Respect You More With a Handlebar Mustache
of 81 votes, 49% like it
Excuse Me While I Stroke My Invisible Handlebar Mustache
of 93 votes, 75% like it
Being an Evil Mastermind is as Easy as 1, 2, Handlebar Mustache.
of 77 votes, 48% like it
You Can't Spell Random Without Tangerine Swordfish Disco Car
of 189 votes, 65% like it
I'm Rarely Caught Dead Wearing This
of 195 votes, 55% like it
Sadly, My Air Guitar Solos Get Confused With Awkward Silences
of 285 votes, 67% like it
(regular ink)I'm not one for hidden messages (glow ink) Hypocrite
of 312 votes, 61% like it
(regular ink) I'm not afraid of the dark (glow ink) hold me!
of 367 votes, 74% like it
Getting rocked like a hurricane is only fun in theory
of 295 votes, 64% like it
French words are not my Forté
of 319 votes, 66% like it
I can think of only two things I hate: 1. lists 2.hypocrites
of 264 votes, 56% like it
Hooray for sarcasm!
of 278 votes, 61% like it
Hang gliding: The excitement of flying a kite, half the mockery
of 232 votes, 48% like it
Egotistical astronauts are not as down to earth as they seem
of 222 votes, 51% like it
I enjoyed watching you read. Let's do this again sometime.
of 304 votes, 66% like it
You're doing wonders for my self-esteem right now
of 249 votes, 50% like it
Library Fines: Like being hit with a sack of marshmallows
of 288 votes, 59% like it
Think of this as an advance apology for my awkwardness
of 266 votes, 52% like it
Mimes are only in it for the awkward silence
of 372 votes, 57% like it
The mysterious ooze in my yard has yet to grant me one superpower
of 340 votes, 52% like it
Dear Syrup, I want you on me. Love, Waffles. (In letter format)
of 382 votes, 57% like it
(front)If you can read this (back) You definitley can't read this
of 412 votes, 61% like it
Awkward Silence Indicators: Tumbleweed, cricket, and your jokes.
of 348 votes, 50% like it
(Vertically where a tie would be) Helpful Tip #32: Ties go here
of 344 votes, 50% like it
It's hard thinking outside the box when it's a really sweet box.
of 374 votes, 54% like it
I have a vast vocabulary. So, like, yeah and stuff.
of 367 votes, 51% like it
I never understood the semi-colon; but i often use it ironically.
of 335 votes, 45% like it
That makes about as much sense as a platypus
of 318 votes, 45% like it
Find your damn self Waldo
of 383 votes, 56% like it
Metaphors are as redundant as similes
of 308 votes, 44% like it
I can't wait for this to get more awkard.
of 345 votes, 46% like it
I'd laugh out loud, but I can't without a keyboard.
of 349 votes, 53% like it
With a straight face tell me you don't want a handlebar moustache
of 375 votes, 53% like it
My alphabet soup has poor syntax
of 317 votes, 47% like it
I high-five strangers.
of 365 votes, 55% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(All-Over Belt Print) Now This is What I Call A Run On Sentence
of 14 votes, 14% like it
(Belt Print) This is Completely Unnecessary
of 8 votes, 13% like it
(Front) I'm not a flip-flopper! yes i am... (Back) Or am I?
of 87 votes, 44% like it
(front)This is me (back) This is me walking away
of 334 votes, 44% like it
(Hand drawn/Simulated process) Now This is Old School
of 5 votes, 20% like it
(Hand Drawn/Simulated Process) This Is A Really Artsy T-Shirt
of 3 votes, 33% like it
(in cursive) Boring People Write Like This
of 21 votes, 24% like it
(In Shape of Circle)Text in the Form Of a Shape is for Squares
of 23 votes, 17% like it
(Regular Ink) I Never Get Any.... (UV Ink) Bright Ideas
of 15 votes, 20% like it
A Lot of Dogs Names Are Made Up On The Spot
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Abrupt Endings Are So Ann-
of 7 votes, 14% like it
All Statistics Are Skewed, At Least 44% Of the Time.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
All The Cool Kids Respected Me Until I Bought This T-Shirt
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Can't A (Guy/Girl) Just Have Evil Henchmen and Not Be A Villain
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Cannibalism. Man's Only Weakness
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Cannibals Always Eat Food With Faces
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Clothing: What Truly Separates Us From The Animals
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Confusing Shirts Confuse to the extent Confusing Shirts Confuse
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Consider This an Advance Warning of my Awkwardness
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Deceptive Kings of the Jungle are always Lion.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Default Fonts are a Sign of the Times, New Roman.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Diamonds May Be Forever, but Handlebar Mustaches Tickle A Little
of 43 votes, 49% like it
Disorganized People United March on Washington in June or April!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Don't Ever Go On A Blind Date With Destiny
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Dramatic Tee Shirts Are So... (back) Anticlimactic
of 38 votes, 39% like it
Everyone Who Reads This Will Smile, or Have Read a Sentence.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
Evil Villain Bicyclists Always Use The Handlebar Mustache.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
Food Fight Casualties of War Require a Meatic
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Food With Faces: Fun To Wear on Clothing, Scary to Eat.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Handlebar Mustache: Don't Vie for World Domination Without it
of 41 votes, 49% like it
Handlebar Mustaches: Don't Leave 1920's silent films without them
of 41 votes, 49% like it
Handlebar Mustaches: Don't Leave Your Evil Hideout Without it!
of 40 votes, 50% like it
Henchmen Fight For Mediocrity
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I Can't Play Your Childish Games! Unless It's Hide and Seek...
of 28 votes, 29% like it
I Can't Stand Common Sayings. They are a Sign of the Times.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I Could Never Take Anyone With Words On Their Shirt Seriously.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
I Dont Dislike Competition. Im Just Better At Non-competitiveness
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I Had A Vaporizing Gun But it Spontaneously Combusted
of 27 votes, 19% like it
I Had To Beat Up Henchmen #3 to Get This Shirt
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I Had To Defeat My Doppleganger To Win This Shirt Back
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I Had To Steal This Shirt From Sherri From Accounting
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I Hate When Sentences on Shirts End Abru-
of 12 votes, 17% like it
I Hope You're Reading This Aloud
of 28 votes, 25% like it
I Just Got Back From Safari, And Saw Not One Talking Clownfish!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I Laugh At Your Feeble Attempts to Tickle Me!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I May Be Indecisive But You Are A...Well Maybe Not A...Hmm.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
I Must Be A Ninja, Because I Wasn't Wearing This Shirt Before.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
I Recently Discovered Synonyms Have Nothing to do with Cinnamon!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
I Swear I'm a Villain! I Just Left my Handlebar Mustache at Home
of 34 votes, 41% like it
I Think I'm Just One Beaker Away From Being A Mad Scientist
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I Was A Ships Captain, But Someone Told Me the Bath Didn't Count
of 3 votes, 33% like it
I Was Wearing A Cute Food With Faces Shirt, But I Ate It.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I Wish the (UV INK) Sun (back to normal ink) Would Come Out
of 33 votes, 24% like it
I Wonder How Long It Took to Create the 5 Second Rule
of 20 votes, 25% like it
I'm Not a Mad Scientist, I Just Have A Secret Laboratory Is All.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I'm Not An Evil Supervillain I just Enjoy The Company of Henchmen
of 12 votes, 17% like it
I'm Still Trying To Solve the Mystery of Who Put Text on My Shirt
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I've Retired From Every Job I've Never Had
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Ice Cream Vendors The Ultimate Evil. Their Weapon: Brain Freeze
of 11 votes, 9% like it
If I gave you an Eskimo Kiss would you think less of me?
of 154 votes, 41% like it
If it's not a sandwich it's not a car
of 75 votes, 48% like it
If This Doesn't Break The Ice, I Don't Know What Will
of 7 votes, 14% like it
If You Read This Backwards You'll Sound Ridiculous
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Is There Really Another Way to Deprecate, Besides Self Deprecate?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
It's Hard Being Indecisive All the Time. Or is It? Yes. Wait, No.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Lava...A Dish Best Served Cold.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Love At First Sight, The Equivalent of Two Dogs Sniffing Butts
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Man, People With Words On Their Shirts Are So Lame...Wait.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
My Date with Destiny Ended in Abruptly
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Never Write a Spellcheck Your Mouth Can't Cassh
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Now Where Did I Put My Dueling Gloves
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Saying Things Backwards is Totally Loocun!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Self-Deprecation. The Only Way To Deprecate.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Since When Did You Start Reading My T-Shirts?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Slogan Shirts: An Awkward Silence Insurance Plan
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Stop Enabling My Fetish For People Who Read T-Shirts!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
The Brain Freeze: Ultimate Weapon of the Ice Cream Man
of 9 votes, 11% like it
The Desert Mirage: Natures Ultimate Prankster
of 31 votes, 23% like it
The Fashion Police
of 2 votes, 0% like it
The Fashion Police Have Yet To Solve A Single Murder in any Town
of 35 votes, 23% like it
The Salt of the Earth Does Not Go Well With Meals
of 45 votes, 29% like it
The Spacebar is Misleading, Not Once Have I Been Taken to Space
of 9 votes, 11% like it
This Is Normally Where Food With Faces Would Go
of 6 votes, 17% like it
This is Where I Would Put All The Cool Art if I Could Draw
of 7 votes, 14% like it
This Isn't A T-Shirt. It's Long Lost Text From a Silent Movie.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
This Shirt is Helping Me Get Over My Fear of Awkward Silence
of 29 votes, 38% like it
This T-Shirt Won the Grand Prize of Being Chosen to be Worn Today
of 22 votes, 18% like it
This Type of Shirt: Ruining The Shirt Since Whenever This Started
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Tickling Ambushes: The Most Deadly Kind of Ambush.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Uncool Multiplication Tables Can Never Keep Up With the Times
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Vampires Always Quit Their Day Jobs
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Vampires Can Never Seem To Keep Their Day Jobs.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
When All Else Fails Ambush Them With Tickles!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Whenever I Get A Stupid Idea, I Put It In Text Form On a T-Shirt
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Who is Cashing Checks With Their Mouths Anyway?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Who Is Letting These Bulls Into Glass Houses?
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Who Is Letting These Bulls Into Their China Shops?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Why Do All My Thoughts Get Portrayed in T-Shirt Form?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
With This Text, I'm Basically Telling You I Can't Draw.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Zombies Love Food With Faces
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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thanks Pizazz!
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